A list Of Squash Excuses That You Can Use For Free For Why You Lost Your Game!

A warm welcome to the squash excuses page. Have you just lost a squash match that you were convinced you were going to win? If so, you’ve come to the right place. Use the list below for a free excuse that you can give out as an excellent reason for why you lost! 😂

• I had a big blister on my hand
• I’m not a fan of playing left-handed players, they should all be banned from playing.
• I had a big blister on my toe
• I work full-time, don’t have enough time to practice
• The court was too cold
• The court was too hot
• My game isn’t suited to floaty shot players
• The court lighting wasn’t right
• My opponent doesn’t understand the rules
• My opponent cheats
• I used the strings too much, I’m much better at frame shots!
• He just kept on running, pure stupidity
• My shorts were too tight
• My shirt was too tight
• My shirt was too warm
• I knew I shouldn’t have drunk 5 pints at lunch
• My game isn’t suited for children
• There were too many distractions behind the court
• The marker didn’t know what they were doing
• The ball was old and shiny
• I felt sorry for my opponent and so let him win
• I needed to improve my opponent’s confidence
• I’d had  a stressful day at work
• The other player was better than me.
• I didn’t warm up properly.
• I brought the wrong racket
• I was too tired.
• I should have changed my grip
• I didn’t play to my strengths.
• I got unlucky.
• The other player got lucky.
• I play better with a crowd
• The crowd put me off
• I had a headache
• I think I have Covid
• I think I have flu
• I think a cold
• I made too many mistakes.
• I lost focus.
• I wasn’t aggressive enough.
• I was too aggressive.
• I let my emotions get the better of me.
• I didn’t believe in myself.
• I wasn’t fit enough.
• I was carrying an injury.
• The court was slippery.
• The court was too slow.
• The court was too fast.
• I think my racket strings need to be replaced
• My racket strings aren’t tight enough
• My racket strings are too tight
• My racket was making a rattling noise that put me off
• I’m more of a badminton player
• Sunday lunch prior to paying in hindsight was a bad idea
• I don’t like to show off
• The ball was too bouncy.
• The ball was too flat.
• The ball was too fast.
• My racket was the wrong weight.
• My racket was the wrong size.
• My racket was the wrong balance.
• My strings were the wrong tension.
• I didn’t adjust to my opponent’s style of play.
• I let my opponent dictate the game.
• My opponent was distracting me.
• I was distracting my opponent.
• I was thinking too much.
• I wasn’t thinking enough.
• I was over-thinking.
• I wasn’t analysing the game properly.
• I was making too many unforced errors.
• I didn’t give myself enough time to recover between points.
• I was rushing my shots.
• I didn’t make enough use of the court.
• I didn’t vary my shots enough.
• I was too predictable.
• I was trying too hard.
• I wasn’t trying hard enough.
• I wasn’t enjoying myself.
• I was too tense.
• I was too relaxed.
• I was putting too much pressure on myself.
• I wasn’t taking the game seriously enough.
• I was taking the game too seriously.
• I was putting too much pressure on my opponent.
• I wasn’t giving my opponent enough respect.
• I was taking too many risks.